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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

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crassper:

Where are his parents

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agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

agirlinahellasweater:

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

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daftlypunk:

when a character you didn’t like dies

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flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in

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vanitaslaughing:

it still remains one of the biggest mysteries in my picture folder to this day. why did i save this as “potato man boogie time” at 4am on a saturday night. i dont think we will ever be able to grasp the meaning behind this.

who the fuck brought potato man boogie time back

nicciremade:

vanitaslaughing:

it still remains one of the biggest mysteries in my picture folder to this day. why did i save this as “potato man boogie time” at 4am on a saturday night. i dont think we will ever be able to grasp the meaning behind this.

who the fuck brought potato man boogie time back

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blacklistecl:

when you know someone is online and just reblog something for them to see and they reblog it

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nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them

I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked

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captainnaustralia:

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fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”

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this isn’t how i want to be remembered 

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chipsprites:

Playing against a friend who’s new to the game

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When they start winning

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benepla:

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dropkicks:

sitting here reading frankenstein when my brain suddenly goes “it wouldn’t have worked out between sokka and yue anyway since if she’s the moon then obviously she’s also a gay lady”

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counterpoint: sokka realizes she’s a girl and joins the kyoshi warriors

counter counterpoint: sokka being the worst kyoshi warrior ever and deciding to just stay a freelance lady with a boomerang and like 10 maps

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